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elvis went deer huntin' |
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sanbar's buddy, elvis |
| elvis here: |
| sanbarhero came home Friday evening with a deer. Michael killed it. It got me to wanting to go, so sanbarhero took me this afternoon. |
| Frankly, I don't see what he sees in it. We got there before three o'clock, and sanbar drove to within 50 yards of where we were going to hunt. He says his feet are stove up. Sissy. |
| After that, all we did was sit there and drink coffee, and he ate sunflower seeds. |
| Man, we didn't see anything! Hardly even a squirrel. Sanbarhero says it's like that a lot, so I asked him why did he do it? |
| He says he would probably quit, or else slack off some more, except his lovely wife, songlight, gets a little worried if the freezer meat don't get replenished every year. Says years ago she wouldn't even eat it, and then, when sanbar showed her how good it was if you cooked it right, she got to counting on having it! |
| I asked sanbar how come I couldn't tote a gun like his. He said it was cause I didn't have a huntin' license. He won't take me to get one, since nobody else can even see me, and he says you need a driver's license to get a hunting license. |
| I don't think I'll go huntin' anymore. I don't see what the big deal is. |
| elvis, "your Teddy Bear"... |
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...hey Sanbarhero, I'll go, if you'll let me drive that old Bronco. |